If we had any doubts about our younger son not being able to compete with his older brother in the creation of awkward moments, they were officially laid to rest. A male friend of mine was over eating dinner with us last night when our five year old son offered this interesting tidbit very audibly for all of us to ponder:
"I beat my penis!"
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a new winner, folks. And of course I exhibited my usual grace under pressure with my response of "most males do." Um, oops.
So, the younger brother has raised the bar, at least temporarily. It will only be a matter of time before one of them bests that one.
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ReplyDeletesomeone is lying in that census.
That will be a hard one to beat.
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So, um, you've researched this topic?
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ReplyDeleteYes, it will be, but I'm sure that they'll find a way. ;-)
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Of course it's not exclusively first hand information. Don't forget that a majority of my friends were guys. It's simply amazing what they'll tell you if only you ask. ;-)
That's funny ... most of my friends are women and they are surprizingly free with information too. I've heard some interesting observations on the "size matters"/"size doesn't matter" debate. :)
ReplyDeleteI spat my beer. And I think that tells you all you need to know about my reaction.
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